worming off

masterbating

I know this douchebag is home. He's just not answering cuz he's in there worming off to interporn.

by Trebuche Sans February 26, 2011

off the badge

A state of extreme excited stupidity.

I can't go out today, the kids are off the badge.

by Tuesday Darling July 10, 2018

Working Off

Similar to jerking off, Working Off is the act of feeling pleasure or getting some release from your work.

Nothing feels better than working off on these TPS reports!
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.

by Captain Christian November 4, 2021

Fuck off

From "off", to detach from something, to get away and far, as in "pull one's dirty stinking day long socks off, throw them in a garbage can and set them on fire", and "fuck", as in "as quickly as possible". Considered a general final and genuine warning before you stop talking and resort to brutal physical violence and shoving people's heads into walls.
A usefull expression to learn, as it terminates all arguments or conflicts in a generally quick and easy manner : hospital or no more conflict.

-you better fuck off right now.

by Spyan February 26, 2022

Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also, ‘nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick! He’s nicking off behind the sheds!

by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022

Freezing me chops off

feeling really cold. Needing to get warm. At wits end with how cold you are feeling. Aussie slang

Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"

by empresshearts June 3, 2016

Jacking off

Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around

Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"

by cape hatrack September 10, 2022