Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 25, 2023

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Get the Zoinked off the Cloppermug.

off the smurfhouses

tripping on shrooms

Yo Alex is off the smurfhouses right now!

by jokergang52 May 10, 2021

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Get the off the smurfhousesmug.

A fake or a copy of someone or something. Chinatown has some of the best knock-off bags, shades, etc. Chinatown is considered Lil China located in Manhattan. The word knock-off basically means fake. So put two and two together. A Chinatown Knock-off is something or someone who's fake.

Bob: Im at the top at the spectrum and you're at the bottom.
Tom: Yea ok....
Bob: You try your hardest to be like me. You're nothing but a Chinatown Knock-off compared to me.
Tom: Look man, you can call me whatever you want to but remember, everything legit that I get you always happen to get the non authentic version and try to be upscale.
Bob: o_0
Tom: Yea oooooh is right.

by BrooklynPrincess February 9, 2012

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Get the Chinatown Knock-offmug.

Off the pike

An adjectival phrase used to describe out-of-the-norm situations, events, people’s state of mind, etc. often used In reference to events being crazy, lit, people’s state of mind, or a sign of approval.

“Man, last night Connor was off the pike!”
“The concert was off the pike bro; so insane.”

by Lilmayoxxx July 5, 2019

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Percent-Off Scams

The act of scamming off people and giving them your money. Basically the new yanny vs. laurel.

Often used on the Angry Birds subreddit (r/angrybirds).

Even obama (yes, obama) has fell victim to this.
Often found when you search random stuff on google.

Percent-Off Scams are a type of online scam where you pay to give them money. That's all.

by jadenthemoose2 December 8, 2023

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