Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

Freaky Deaky Baby

(noun) A person whose an insanely hot cutie that knows how to let go and be a bit goofy, and a bit.... freaky ;)

James: "Damn Allen, shes an interesting girl"
Allen: "Yeah, shes my Freaky Deaky Baby"

by Allen_Tony April 22, 2020

Dookie Baby

wen ur chil make a stinky

*looking up from newpsaper*
Man A: wow that a real dookie baby.

by dookiemikey August 18, 2017

baby calfed

Being so calfed (look up) you pass out in the fetal position.

Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.

by Biggity Big Pun June 29, 2007

Baby Shalapaluzi

My bestie

Wanna go to the 1975 concert baby shalapaluzi?

by ebanutaya November 8, 2023

Baby

An anoying susssy little greedy baby about 9 inches tall

ME:Ima play something fun

BABY: ISUBIUSINIUNSUINISUBIBISBUIBSIU WHAT DID YOU SAY
ME:I am gonna play something fun
BABY:*crys because I am playing fun stuff*
10 seconds later
BABY:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE NO GIMME PLAY PLAY

by Cacaman123 July 19, 2023

That's TJ Baby

That's TJ baby
As in that's Tijuana baby
When you had a crazy night that got out of control and you wake up with problems. That's what happens when you party to hard. It's cool though and everything is fine. Because that's TJ baby.

Can also be used with most cities known for getting wild.

Vegas or Bangkok

Two guys drinking beer after a party got out of hand

Guy A: man we got wasted
Guy B: yah you gave me a black eye
Guy A: well that's TJ baby
Guy B nods: Bangkok

Clinks glasses

Or

Groom: did I sleep with that stripper

Best man: yup, you think Becky will understand

Becky: that's Vegas baby

by Bangkok baby September 6, 2021