honest to god knock me out

also known as "h2gkmo". it was something ariana grande tweeted and her fans started saying it a lot

Alexa: "Look at this picture of Chris Hemsworth"
Me: honest to god knock me out

by hemswerths June 15, 2018

Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK

I aint never seen two pretty bestfriends....

one of em always gotta be ugly...
Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK........
dont give him the badonkadonk

by R.E.D.G December 29, 2020

are you kidding me right now

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??

Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?

by Amiyj April 11, 2017

suck me off with a condom on

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow

you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on

by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006

Housecall make me squirt baby

The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!

Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby

by stephenhawk July 25, 2011

Beat it like it owes me money

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

I love me some you

When you love someone so much you just can't describe the happiness they bring you

Mmm mmm mmm, I love me some you.

by Dee's Pandora July 29, 2016