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your balls are flapping

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear
"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."
by OPi3 March 3, 2004
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my balls itch

like seriously what are you doing with your life going on urban dictionary, looking at this shit like go touch grass
guys my balls itch so funny yerfvdbnioxkpo;';cghjkerlsdnfjgofplbjkdnjb
by SlideVR April 13, 2022
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balls over tits

dude that one chick at school is totally balls over tits for me!
by kaalllllll April 14, 2008
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turd ball

noun.
a peaceful, person. a person who wants peace, and peace only. with an acception of cheese, but only on occasions. turd ball, noun. -terduh-bawl-
"that maddie girl is one fine turd ball!"

"that turd ball walking down the street, thats my girl friend."
by madski21 May 27, 2008
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Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.
“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.
by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021
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Balls In My Face

Balls In My Face
The phrase 'Balls In My Face' is a slang term which refers to the lack of "action" or attention from the opposite sex. This term can be used by both sexes though it is generally regarded as a term for conversation between males. A proper use of the term "Balls in My Face" can be phrased; "Last night I tried to take this girl home but I got balls in my face" This example refers to a girl who refuses to sleep with or commit sexual acts with a male and goes home instead. Balls in my face is also a term that can used to describe an extended period of time when a male or female doesn't receive sexual gratification from the opposite sex. An example is as follows. Person 1: Dude, how has the luck with the ladies been?" Person 2: "Lately, i have had balls in my face"
Furthermore, "Balls in my face" can also be used as an insult. For example Person 1 says to person 2: "Hey Eli....you have balls in your face and your your skills with the women are poor"
"Last night I tried to take this girl home but I got balls in my face"

Person 1: "Dude, how has the luck with the ladies been?"
Person 2: "Lately, i have had balls in my face"

"Hey Eli....you have balls in your face and your your skills with the women are poor"
by Denverboy February 19, 2009
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Iranian Ball Gog

When you take 2 boiled eggs put them in a ziploc bag with either warm water or urine. Then wake somebody up by putting them between your legs and slapping them in the face
hey allen i iranian ball gogged michael last night
by ,snakeeyes October 12, 2010
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