the ugly fucks

a group of girls at my school (any school) that are just horribly ugly and uninteresting to talk to, bad communication skills, there only hope is to get really rich and buy new skin.. and learn how to talk right...damn

keen hangs out with the ugly fucks

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

ugly stick

n; a term used for skinnier females, often used by fat bitches who are way uglier and twice the size.

person a) whoa she is such an ugly stick
person b) yeah i bet she weighs less than my left ass cheek.

by uglystick July 7, 2011

ugly stick

a pole 10 feet and 1 inch long, prompting the saying "I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole", that is pointed so that the user of the stick can poke ugly people to make them move away so that the person holding the stick isn't seen with the ugly person.
The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with steel toed boots

"beat him with a shovel and poke him with an ugly stick."

"use the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"

"Hey, what's with the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"

by LSW Productions February 3, 2010

Ugly stick

1.)A stick that people beat each other with to make each other ugly.
2.) An Ugly stick is also a fishing pole brand.

Molly was beat with a ugly stick and she never could be preety again.

by Joemama June 22, 2004

The Big Ugly

The budget bill in the State of New York where all the controversial policies are stuffed and the bill is passed towards the end of the budget process with minimum time for public examination and debate. In Albany, it's colloquially called the big ugly which comes as in a package of all the controversial policy combined with all the major priorities so it's harder to vote no on.

The Education bill is the Big Ugly this year, that's where the bail reforms are.

by Purpleplane May 1, 2023

ugly bastard

When a ugly midle aged man fucks your anime grill after 3 minutes of watching a potensially good anime that turned out to be a creepy huge age gap porno.

"Did you watch that recent hentai on hentaigasm? "

"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."

by weebjohnson December 15, 2017

Ugly Bread

The first and last piece of bread in a new loaf that nobody ever eats.

"I just bought some more bread"

"Make me a sandwich? Start with the second piece though I hate the ugly bread"

by krellyfries September 30, 2011