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keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.
Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."
by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023
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Allie

Allie is always nice and caring. She usually believes in unicorns, and has imaginary friends. If you see one, you don't want to be on their bad side. Find yourself an Allie because she will light up your world.
Person 1: Did you see Allie?
Person 2: Yeah. She's amazing.
by #KfAmAlgonquin March 21, 2020
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Ally-Oop Rizz

A type of Rizz that makes you and your friends look good but no matter how great you do, somehow a friend always scores.

You do all the work and somehow your homie gets the final shot. (not stepping on toes and not wingmanning)
"I got this girls number, we planned to meet up introduced her to my friend and somehow she still ended up going home with him"

"That sounds like Ally-Oop Rizz to me"
by @The_Riceboii June 10, 2023
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Ally

An enemy of an enemy is a lot like an ally, since it's a double negative.
Girl- I'm not just pretending to be your ally, this is coming from the bottom of my heart, I'm your true friend. You don't buy that? Well buy these blue pills and you'll see who your true friends are.
by Solid Mantis October 28, 2020
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The Allies

An itching/tingling sensation across the whole body, caused by the amino acid beta-alanine found in many pre-workout supplements
Bro A: You feelin' hyped for today's lift?
Bro B: fuck yeah, dude, I've taken 3 scoops of n.o. xplode
Bro A: shiiit Bro you must have the Allies so bad
Bro B: yehee no doubt
by OzzieHP June 10, 2018
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Ally

Ally is a amazing beautiful kind girl who probably never comes out of her room.
"Look at her she's hot"
"That's ally no one ever sees her"
by Ranboo's crusty toes November 7, 2021
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Ally

a girl that is named ally
her name is ally
by Lmon March 26, 2021
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