Maiia person

When you cant talk to people or go out because of strict parents

"Lets go party , dont be a maiia person"

by Abu jihad September 26, 2020

floor person

Someone who’s choice of seating is generally the floor over a chair or couch. Usually seen sitting cris cross apple sauce on the floor these people generally radiate a menacing aura

Oh Emily? She’s a floor person, she’s always sitting on the floor whenever we go out. She always complains she’s tired and proceeds to go sit down on the floor

by gloglo July 24, 2022

smaller person

The person who is less mature than the opposing person. The person who makes the less mature decision. The moral low-ground.

Doug and Chad were in an argument regarding the superiority of Seinfeld over Friends.

Chad: "Hey, I am sorry we argued, would you like some of my orange which I brought for lunch?"
Doug: "No way, I am choosing to be smaller person and remain offended.

by ronhsub June 9, 2018

one the person

a common word for "the dog that is watching porn"

Johnny: it could be but it is it

Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."

by it was if it thinks to how July 9, 2020

person 0

canonically a god in the urban dictionary universe

person 0: mortals

person 1: i guess im mortal
person 2: oh

person 9: hi guys im back from vacation

by kelpp October 5, 2023

lady person

when the guy you like (who liked you back) is being really annoying and won't say you're his girlfriend so acts like he's in seventh grade and says you're his lady person

you're my lady person, aka the girl i like

by - windy's best friend September 22, 2016

person 15

Has no reason to exist, but now does anyway. And yes NOW since I am the first person EVER to use him (I think).

Person 1: hi
person 2: sup
person 1: nothing much
person 3: whats up, motherfu-?
person 1 & 2: STFU YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
person 4 & 5: *observing wtf is happening*
person 4: what are they on about?
person 5: AHHHH!!!! A GHOST!!!! A FUCKING HALLUCINATION!!!!
person 4: what? I exist, yk...
person 5: NO YOU DONT GET AWAY!!!!
person 6: *eating popcorn while everybody is arguing*
person 4: wait, who is eating that popcorn?
person 6: uh, most definitely nobody!!
person 4: i can see you, ya dumb fuck...
person 6: I AINT NO DUMB FUCK!!!!
person 7: fight fight fight fight!!!
person 8: where is everybody coming from?
person 5: more like where the hell did you come from...
person 9 & 10: OHHHHHHHHH
person 1: so ig we dont exist anymore.
person 2: yea, but weird, since we are the 2 most used...
person 3: imagine not existing and being practically neglected
person 11: bruh
person 12: person 3, that shit wasnt funny with yo on purpose irony having ass!!
person 3: who are you?
person 12: it dont matter who i a- wait, am i person 12? MAN, FUCK 12-
person 13: bro hates himself now 💀
person 14: aint no way you just said "skull emoji" out loud...
person 15: ok, this is taking too long. lets end this shit now...
person 1: fucking finally!!!!

THE END

by Gold86star July 6, 2022