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Grand Theft Jerk

When two guys are hanging out and one pretends to fall asleep and the other guy starts jerking off, the guy pretending to sleep reaches over and finishes the job. "You stole my jerk!" Is a common phrase to say after being Grand Theft Jerked.
"This guy fucked my wife, so I Grand Theft Jerked him."
by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015
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el queso grande

the boss; the 'big cheese'.
Co-worker #1: You've been quiet in our meetings ever since the boss started attending. What's up?
Co-worker #2: I've been nervous...I'm afraid of what El Queso Grande might think if I say what's on my mind.
by Endo the Great June 5, 2017
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Grand Theft Autumn

The season after city girl/boy summer; Grand Theft Autumn. Grand Theft Autumn when you run far and wide from relationships and graft who you want.
It’s grand theft autumn, I don’t care about anyone else’s feelings
by spunkatron800 September 6, 2019
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Grand-Master simp

A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.
"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "
by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020
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Delusions of Grand Jury

The thing that a court jury demonstrates when they make decisions and rulings based more on beliefs outside of law, or to appear more important than their jury position entails. It usually involves decisions based on facts that don't pertain to the actual charges in any way.

It doesn't have to be a grand jury. That just makes the pun work is all.
Everyone knew that Mr. Chang was a dangerous assassin, but the prosecution had no legal evidence whatsoever. Luckily, the jury showed delusions of grand jury by sentencing him to death. See in this one, the grand jury reference does make sense.

The jurors exhibited delusions of grand jury when they convicted the man solely on the basis that he liked to carve wooden figurines.
by Guruboy August 20, 2008
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Pennsylvania Grand Canyon

While you titfuck your girl you are sitting on her face and she licks your ass
I’d like to show her the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon
by ThadMac May 23, 2021
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Grand Prize Winner

A person of relatively lower class or socioeconomic standing at an event comprised of people of higher class or socioeconomic standing.
Person 1: "How did those people get front row tickets to this play?"

Person 2: "They must be the Grand Prize Winners."
by paulstar May 23, 2006
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