Florida

A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.

Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep

by Agro_smack November 13, 2019

Florida Five

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.

Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.

by Jay Nay October 20, 2014

Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

florida truthing

content creator georgenotfound and his fans hope he is in florida with his boyfriend dreamwastaken

"im florida truthing again"
"why?"
"because georgenotfound got his visa!"

by dwtlonely October 6, 2022

florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022

Florida Headphones

This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES

Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it

by BullJams November 18, 2020

Florida Man

Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.

Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020