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gas chamber

Yet another patethic attempt at making the death penalty seem more appealing which was no doubt inspired by the Nazi gas chambers used in the concentration camps in World War II.

How about we give those gas chamber supporters a little puff of hydrogen cyanide and see how much they like it.
The guard tells the condemned to take a deep breath before they release the gas which he is supposed to hold as long as he can knowing that the next breath he takes is hydrogen cyanide which will slowly make him gasp and spasm uncontrollably for a few minutes while the prosecution sits there and watches with a smile on their face thinking "wow, what a great victory, this will really boost my courier"
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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gas mask

The girl has her head in a pillow and ass in the air. You put your mouth on her peach hole and your nose in her A-hole. Then just start sucking and snorting like mad man (or woman).
Last nicht I saw my dad do a gas mask on my aunt.
by Adam Harigast February 1, 2005
mugGet the gas maskmug.

Healthy Gas

The gas (fart) produced from a person who has eaten healthy foods like cabbage, beans, broccolli, grains, or other high fiber, high carbohydrate foods.
Bart: "Eeeeewwww! What's that smell"?
Homer: "That's just me, emitting healthy gas".
Bart: "Healthy my ass! All you eat is donuts and beer".
Homer: "Don't forget the four burritos Bart. And that egg sandwich on whole grain bread".
Bart: "I'm impressed Homer. Impressed how stinky your farts are".
Lisa: "Mom! Don't light the stove yet! Homers been eating healthy again, and has healthy gas"!
by morningwould January 7, 2013
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Period Gas

Sour, rancid, and generally intolerable gas that results from menstruation. Cramp pressure builds and forces foul odors to burst out and escape from the anus in rapid succession. Period gas cannot be controlled and typically lasts for 12-16 hours.
I have cramps and severe period gas. Did you get a whiff of Erica's period gas?
by Cody1998 January 26, 2011
mugGet the Period Gasmug.

Gas and Matches

1. Two or more people, that when in the presence of eachother, can be volatile. Whether it be sexually, criminally or just mischievously.
Uh oh, did you see Deb over there talking to Dave?

Yep, not good. Those two are like gas and matches.
by yomiggadee March 18, 2015
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Snatchural Gas

When gas passes through your snatch
Oh jeez.. it smells like snatchural gas
by stinky_ass_gas September 20, 2009
mugGet the Snatchural Gasmug.

Tifton, GA

A backwards, country-bumpkin, wife beating, bible-waving hole in the middle of southern Georgia. On the weekends you can find the locals fighting over camoflage margarita machines at Walmart or possibly at the fairgrounds doing things with farm animals. Looking for something good to eat? Follow the smartest of the natives as they have to travel to other nearby towns just to have a decent meal. Planning on throwing back a few beers on Superbowl Sunday? Better plan ahead. This town is still lost in the 1940's. However, it did place 1st in the "Top 100 Towns With the Least Dentists Award" , and it shows. People who live in towns like this have proven to be dumber than rappers, and drug dealers....investing all they're extra money in big tires and neon light kits.
Why would anyone want to live in Tifton, GA?
by smartjack37712 June 10, 2011
mugGet the Tifton, GAmug.

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