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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
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Fuck me gamergirl

A gamer girl CUNT that make posts for random games they dont even have (usually on xbox) entering nothing but a ❤️, 😘 or some other flirty emoji just because they are “girls”( or a catholic priest on a Saturday afternoon,you know, a kid diddler ), this is why there is a #genderdoesntmatter or #dontcareifyouragirl
**leave the message board for things more important than your all 3 of your holes**
Brian: Hey Keagan you see this girl called XxloveyoubabyxX?

Keagan:yea. Does she even have Rainbow Six Seige?

Brian: nope,it says “add me 😘 “in her post

Keagan: What a a Fuck me gamergirl.
by Evilerskull January 6, 2019
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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Fuck me running

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.
by The#1 golden queen April 14, 2023
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Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.
Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.
by Astertious June 8, 2024
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travis fucked me

A term used when you want a travy patty at McDonald's
You: Ayo nigga Travis Fucked me.

cashier: I got you
by THEREALTRAVIS September 17, 2020
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Fuck Me in The Ass

Having a penis use your ass for its pleasure until it orgasms.

The act is not complete unless the penis cums in the ass it is fucking. If the penis does not cum it is simply an ass pounding.
Yeah i let him fuck me in the ass.

All the way?

Well yeah it wasnt just an ass pounding
by PPinA77 January 23, 2022
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