by kidneyscones July 22, 2021
Get the Family Timemug. Man: Hey wife how was your first day at work as a CEO??
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£
Funny stuff, family guy
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£
Funny stuff, family guy
by A Female CEO August 20, 2017
Get the Family Guymug. A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
by Beckybitchjames March 7, 2020
Get the Family of Simmonsmug. This has two distinct phases:
Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other
similarly-minded family members.
Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.
Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other
similarly-minded family members.
Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.
Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess
by Studio19 December 29, 2009
Get the Family Crisismessmug. A Host Family is typically an amazing group of interesting people willing to accept strangers into their lifes in order to profit with hilarious laughs, funny insiders and new learned knowledge about other cultures.
by GifMeUrCookie May 6, 2018
Get the Host Familymug. A family separated in different parts of the world that are nosy ass bitches that want to know everything about your life.
by Vegan June 11, 2021
Get the pares familymug. by Owler2 November 27, 2016
Get the family naturismmug.