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Family Time

A time during which one hangs out with their family.
My mom said it was going to be family time, and she was right. It was terrible.
by kidneyscones July 22, 2021
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Family Guy

Man: Hey wife how was your first day at work as a CEO??
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£

Funny stuff, family guy
by A Female CEO August 20, 2017
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Family of Simmons

A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
If you see a family of simmons turn and run
by Beckybitchjames March 7, 2020
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Family Crisismess

This has two distinct phases:

Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other

similarly-minded family members.

Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.
Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess
by Studio19 December 29, 2009
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Host Family

A Host Family is typically an amazing group of interesting people willing to accept strangers into their lifes in order to profit with hilarious laughs, funny insiders and new learned knowledge about other cultures.
A: We are going to be a Host Family next year.
B: That´s awesome! I hope it´ll be awesome!
by GifMeUrCookie May 6, 2018
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pares family

A family separated in different parts of the world that are nosy ass bitches that want to know everything about your life.
The pares family is as metio as it gets!
by Vegan June 11, 2021
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family naturism

A Group of people that express there nudity to the world
by Owler2 November 27, 2016
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