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Tom-bi

A gender non-conforming bisexual woman. Kind of like a butch lesbian, but bisexual. May have short hair, wear men's or men's-style clothes, be unshaven, or any or none of the above.
Girl 1: Hey, check out that cute girl over there in the basketball shorts. Is she gay?

Girl 2: No, she swings both ways. She's a total tom-bi.
by TheTomcat May 15, 2016
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Tom Clarkson

Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!
Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”

Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
by WR fan September 16, 2020
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Tom Langdown

That man is a Tom Langdown
by Tom Langdown April 11, 2020
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Papa Tom

The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.

Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.

Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
by Fraser94 March 6, 2016
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Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.
Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.
by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017
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Tom Gravy

a parody version of Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady named Tom Gravy who is a competitive hot dog eater created at some point during a conversation where content creators Dream and Quackity explained American sports to British content creator GeorgeNotFound.
"I'm so proud of Tom Gravy for winning the hotdog eating competition!"
by diamond-reuben February 8, 2021
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Tom Lucitor

A half demon/half mewman guy (don't ask) that may burst into flames at any given time. He is the prince of the underworld with 3 eyes and horns but surprisingly hates politics. He is in love with Star Butterfly so he's attempting to improve his anger issues because she inspires him. (on cue) "aww"
Damn, Tom Lucitor is hella hot.
by RbnTrash January 6, 2018
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