pie-slice

1) The tool given to you in pizza places for you to put your slice on your plate.

2) One who is inept at simple tasks i.e the use of the pie-slice and therefore it is used in an insulting capacity.

Guy1: Dude, what are you doing?
Guy2: Trying to get a bit of pizza
Guy1: You're holding the pie-slice wrong
Guy2: How many ways are there to hold it?
Guy1: Dude, you are such a pie-slice

by Old Men In Bonnets December 23, 2008

Fresh Pie

Discrete call sounded when sexy chick(s) walk into a pizzeria. There are several variations of fresh pie depending on what category these ladies fall under;
puma pie (women over 50), cougar pie (women over 40), semi-fresh pie (women who barely make the cusp), undercooked pie (tweens), etc.

FRESH PIE!!! Gimme some of that.

by Andolini's October 29, 2009

pie party

A gathering of only women. Opposite of "sausage fest." The only difference is that women don't care that there are no men present.

"This is a really great pie party. We should get together more often. Sometimes I just need a break from men."

by Anrisa Ryn March 14, 2012

Eat A Pie

eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.

Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...

by Gisele LaFrance November 8, 2016

pie-ix

A street in Montreal. You can tell if someone is a foreigner if they look stunned upon seeing the word and/or have trouble pronouncing the word. It is pronounced "pee-neuf".

I used to live in Pie-IX boulevard, near the corner of Beaubien

by pseudonym June 30, 2004

pootinany pie

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon

w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good

by jimbob February 15, 2003

Aids Pie

Aids in a traditional pie, for consumption of the masses.

"Hey steve, wanna come round on Sunday for an Aids Pie? Bring the kids."

by Cupid_Stunt October 22, 2008