cow nips

large nipples that protrude off the chest at least one inch in a very unattractive way..

Justin Troiano

by EAT MY ASSS RAW November 7, 2003

cow cunt

Any large 50+ year old woman and/or ex-lesbian who's name might be ohhhh.......Sasha and cleans neither her teeth, cunt or flab folds.

That cow cunt has extremely rancid teeth.

by Emma Notakow January 23, 2004

COW RAPER

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle

HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

cow shears

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

by Pedant tic May 3, 2005

Fat Cow

When the bitch an unacceptable level of thicc

Cameron: Man that bih thicc, amirite?
Nigel: Nah, m8 she unacceptably thicc, the fat cow.

by Dummy Thicc ×2 April 17, 2019

dry cow

A moose that can't have any more calfs

A Girl who can't have kids

Or another meaning she is a person with no self respect

Look at that dry cow guys,she's so dirty

by Fml I'm dead anyways September 11, 2014

Keys Cow

Something you should never translator in Google Translate

Mark: Hey, translate Keys Cow in google translate!
John: Okay, it says sussy baka
Mark: Haha I got you!

by I_don't_fuckin_know August 11, 2021