Wolf Mama

It's a mom who is a fearless brave leader ,rules the house hold what she says goes and the husband cowards down and does everything he is told an she basically has the balls of the family and when is comes down to her kid she will do what ever she has to to defend and protect her baby and anyone who harms her kids will be ripped. Apart

Man1: Hey u want to came with us to the bar to night

Man 2: I Can't Hunter will kill me she hates bars

Man:1 oh yeah that's right u married a Wolf Mama

by Howling wolf July 28, 2016

mama's pudding

a huge, stinky, dirty, infected, scum covered, chafing, bloody, poo-smoothie

Ey yo mayn, you eva get a case of da mama's pudding? Maynnnnnn, that shit is crazzzzzz-ee!!

by Omfg Dragonite January 12, 2009

joe mama

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kid: do you know joe "other kid: joe who "kid: joe mama "other kid: "fucking dies"

by awesomedoirto1 November 14, 2019

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by chuu_chuu_train March 8, 2021

facebook mama

A mother who portrays herself on Facebook (or any Social Media forum) as the exemplary "Mom"; juggling household chores, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.

Facebook Post:"OMG, Sonny's teacher called me while I was at work to tell me how good he's doing! Love You Son!

Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."

by THE 3 LETTERS March 10, 2013

mama dick

Some one who love sucking dick

Yo bro u should get with Ashley she's a mama dick

by Younbuck May 29, 2016

pulled a mama

to tell a lame joke as a mother would. usually including a stupid pun.

"i dont need to watch passion of the christ, i've read the book."

" dude you totally pulled a mama!!"

by hahamama! December 20, 2009