Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.

Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.

by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021

Boob juice

Lactation from a woman’s breasts

She fed the baby her boob juice

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

purp juice

Grape kool-aid mixed with vodka. A perfect drink for in the hood.

Give me some of that purp juice—make me feel real good.

by cubby2718 January 4, 2015

Felony Juice

Another name for tequila.

I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....

by Little T mart July 31, 2009

dumbfuck juice

A term coined by Twitter in 2018 and later adopted by stan twitter and egirl culture. It’s used as an explanation for some dumb shit a homie might’ve done. A variation on dumb bitch juice.

“Damn, Osvaldo really messed up on November 11th”
“He literally drank dumbfuck juice”

by issu3s October 23, 2019

Orpple Juice

Orpple Juice is the mixture of Orange juice and Apple juice that is a nice tasting tropical beverage.

I was thirsty today, so I drank some Orpple juice.

by 1 World 1 Man January 16, 2008

Fuck this juice.

When you get really, really, super pissed at juice.

Dude1: Hey you want some juice d00d?
D00d2: Fuck this juice.

by TheMrGrafixable. August 13, 2015