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Zoink's curse

The curse of every GD player becoming a furry (which is good btw)

The origin comes from Kawaqii's "what is zoink doing" video, that explicitly tells that Zoink is a furry with proof

Then it spread to the entire GD community
XxMLGProGamerxX: hi
iAmFX81: mraaawww :3
XxMLGProGamerxX: zoink's curse?
by teteus420 uwu :3333 August 6, 2025
mugGet the Zoink's cursemug.

Spider-man's Curse

When the characters cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his love interest begin to date.
Did you see the photos of Tom and Zendaya? Spider-Man's Curse is alive and well
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante December 20, 2021
mugGet the Spider-man's Cursemug.

Pharaoh's Curse

The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.
"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"
by Gregorius Technecities September 10, 2023
mugGet the Pharaoh's Cursemug.

The Curse of Big Tony

When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.
"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)
by Party Tony October 19, 2018
mugGet the The Curse of Big Tonymug.

custom curse word

When a toy has an option to add a custom sound to it and some random kid yells "FUCK" in it and you cannot change it for some reason.
This custom curse word is a sword that shouts "FUCK" whenever it hits something.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024
mugGet the custom curse wordmug.

Poseidon’s curse

When you’re taking a poop and the turd hits the toilet water and splashes your butthole.
That poop was so vicious i got cursed by Poseidon’s curse
by Lil Payne September 27, 2018
mugGet the Poseidon’s cursemug.

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".
- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse
by TJumper4 December 9, 2024
mugGet the Zoink's cursemug.

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