amish electric chair

a device for quickly tricking your friends, with a classic ruse such as kinship or two-facedness

Dude, I had no idea they did you like that.

"yeah, i plopped right down in an amish electric chair"

by ok b i's November 20, 2009

electric chair

When someone steps out of line and needs a punishment

omg emily... you just DID that... electric chair x

by zennypenny12 June 10, 2020

boogers on my chair

To not care about someone to the extent that the attention you pay them amounts to nothing more than picking your nose and wiping it on your chair.

Jim: Dude, Lisa just said she thinks you're a dweeb!
Michael: Whatever. I got boogers on my chair for her.

by c hack January 4, 2008

Did that chair just move?

A desperate excuse; typically used when losing a video game. Can also be used as a counter to "L bozo" and "ratio".
Also a very effective conversation ender.

Person 1: L bozo + ratio
Person 2: Did that chair just move?

by porkyporkadidas April 3, 2022

Like a carpenter making chairs

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.

You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.

by Kompress0r September 26, 2020

Chair to keyboard interface error

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

by Insubious December 9, 2008

Fuck Chair!

An exclamation of joy, excitement or agreement, a play on words of 'Fuck Yeah!'

Person A: "Let's go to Macdonald's!"

Person B: "Fuck chair!"

by sKrunta85 January 9, 2008