Lord Horny

The god of all, many people look up to them and they’re very swaggy

They’re the type of person who can read you like a book and is very chill and laid back but is a complete dumbass and can’t remember anything for shit! They aren’t praised by many but the ones who do usually end up with good luck and have mommy issues

Person 1: “Hey, I praise Lord Horny!”
Person 2: “The chill ass god who is horny and kind of dumb?”
Person 1: “Exactly!”

by Chillydog___ March 22, 2021

Horny Sauce

Cum, literally just male ejaculate.

Yeah man, I got my horny sauce all over your mom last night.

by Papiana February 5, 2022

Horny Dolphin

A rapist.

Sam: have you heard? Richard frok history is a horny dolphin
Mark: yeah, fuck him

by tramp3000 August 9, 2018

Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.

Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain

by Boi 123 November 5, 2018

moth is horny

Common phrase for when moths are horny. They like to molest lamps and hug them. They will scream if you try and stop their horny tendencies.

" Yeah, moth is horny. "

by m0th_from_GJ October 15, 2020

horny weirdo

someone who is horny all the time and literally can’t control themselves even though they believe there’s nothing wrong with them when there seriously is. They usually use this horny facade to mask their sadness. So they’re sad and horny

“God Craig is such a
horny weirdo”

by Xtrarip January 27, 2019

Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.

Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(

by Dentor February 16, 2020