Fortnite

The most effective method of birth control

Girl: Do you play fortnite?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Fuck you, stay a virgin!
*Girl leaves*

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname September 4, 2020

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Get the Fortnitemug.

A kid-friendly shooter game made by Epic Games. Was first made in 2011 with a gamemode called "Save the World". Then a new gamemode called "Battle Royale", A 100 player co-op PVP gamemode where you can battle players all over the world . Battle Royale was released during late September 2017, available for free on PS4, Xbox One, PC, and Mac. There are many cosmetics and emotes. There is a "special" currency called "V-Bucks". You can spend V-Bucks in the item shop where you can buy cosmetics and emotes. The item shop resets every 24 hours. You can also get cosmetics and emotes from the battle pass which costs 950 V-Bucks ($9.50) for buying the basic bundle. You can also buy the battle pass bundle with an additional 25 extra tiers for 2,800 V-Bucks ($28). There are many types of weapons like shotguns, rifles, explosives, and snipers. So get that "Victory Royale" or battle against zombies in Save the World which is a NON-FREE gamemode which costs $40. You cannot buy it with V-Bucks unfortunately.

September 2017- The beginning of Fortnite.
March 2018- Fortnite began popularity.
September 2018- Most popular video game of 2018 with over 100,000,000 downloads.
April 2019- Fortnite started to die.
July 2019- Fortnite was dying.
October 2019- R.I.P Fortnite because it is trash now.
Today- GO BACK TO FORTNITE KID.
Future- WHO THE HELL PLAYS FORTNITE STILL.

September 2017...
Adam: Yo dude. Did you hear the new Fortnite game?
Josh: No what is it?
Adam: It's a fun shooter game with a battle royale gamemode free for PS4, Xbox One, Windows PC, and Mac.
Josh: Wow! That sounds really fun!

March 2018...
Josh: Fortnite is really fun. Everybody should play this!
Adam: I know right?

September 2018...
Adam: Dang, Fortnite became super successful really quick!
Josh: I know it's crazy!
Adam: This is the funnest game I have ever played!

April 2019...
Josh: Fortnite is starting to get boring.
Adam: Not really, eventually it will.

July 2019...
Adam: Yeah your right, Fortnite is getting boring badly.
Josh: No doubt, the people that say this is really fun are dumb.
Adam: True.

October 2019...
Josh: Fortnite is officially boring now.
Adam: Facts. Ain't nobody would think that's fun.

Today...
Adam: YO SCREW YOU KID!
Trash Scrub Kid: SCREW YOU DUMB IDIOT!
Josh: GO BACK TO FORTNITE TRASH SCRUB KID!
Trash Scrub Kid: MAKE ME!

Future:
Josh: WHO PLAYS FORTNITE STILL?
Adam: WHO PLAYS FORTNITE STILL?

by NothingToSeeHere- November 13, 2019

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