Drop a Douche

When your dumbshit friend asks you if you just dropped a douche after returning from a long trip to the bathroom. In reality your friend means drop a deuce but because he is a dumbshit and doesn't know what douche means he says drop a douche.

Man **insert name** is a dumbshit, he asked me if I was going to drop a douche.

by rackassddf3df June 10, 2009

bro-douche

The type of young, so-california resident who parties like a frat-boy well into their 30's. Can typically be found wearing tight t-shirts advertising labels such as affliction or the like. This expensive partying lifestyle is normally supported by trust funds set up by rich parents. Usually don't treat women very well and refer to them as "pussy" or "bitches". Have a habit of leaving bars drunk and wanting to start fights with innocent bystanders in order to feel more secure about their upper class beginnings.

Watch out for the bro-douche leaving the bar with his friends. They look a bit red in the face

Dude, I think those bro-douche's over there just bought a round of 8 red-bull vodka's

by gldnegle March 27, 2010

douche bag

|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.


closely related to;; asshole

"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."

by twin. August 17, 2005

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003

big douche

Noun-assface; jackass; knucklehead

1. big douche

first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche.

Second person: Oh really, was it Jefe?

first person: Actually, yea it was!

by Jefe's mom May 16, 2011

Curb Douche

n. Someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that space sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.

Aaron: Josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.

by The Atomic Pun July 14, 2009

Douche Milk

A dead beat dad that milks everything and everyone in his path. Instead of shit talking him in front of the child, you just call him douche milk.

Rob, oops, I mean douche milk is such a ridonkulous hipster zen wannabe.

by Diana in Oregon January 23, 2009