california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

by Texas Haz July 9, 2010

california mom

extremely underweight woman with green hair who has a 5 year old daughter and 8 year old son who are on a strict vegan diet. Forced her 5 year old daughter to come out as pansexual even though shes straight. Has a 6'3 black husband with a 15 incher uncircumsized cock.

Bro, this california mom tried to suck my cock because it was black heritage month.

by ceoofsexandaverysexyman October 9, 2021

California Stop

Slowing down, but not fully stopping at a stop sign. (Also known as a “Hollywood Stop” in Northern California)

“I almost hit that car!”
“That’s what happens when you do a California Stop!”

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ March 1, 2021

California weather

Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.

Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.

Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"

Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."

by Reila March 13, 2022

California reload

Shove the barrel of your gun up your ass like a true Democrat gun owner.

"I'm a big time Democratic voters I love to California reload all my long barrel rifles."

by JumanjiSlayer69 February 22, 2023

California Steamer

when an individual takes a dab of wax, holds it in, then takes 3 shots, and a bite of an edible then breathes it out.

Jacob: “Hey Lily are you ready to watch John do a california steamer ??”

John: “It’s gonna be wild”

Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”

by KnightBlade February 21, 2019

California Pink

Speeding through a traffic intersection while it's yellow and exiting the intersection as it turns red.

Originated from Mid-west Americans being sick of seeing cars with California licence plates running red lights.

"Uh oh, the light is still yellow! If I speed up I'll make it. *turns red above the drivers head* whoops! California Pink!"

by anonymous November 9, 2021