Boyfriend Protector

Boyfriend Protector (BP)- A man who without instruction takes it upon himself to make sure any girl stays faithful when their current boyfriend isn't in the local vicinity. This man takes no pleasure in this, he sees it as his duty! He believes strongly in faithfulness and is averse to fun. He has no feelings for the said girl, he only looks out for the faraway boyfriend.

I was dancing with this girl in a harmless manner and then this boyfriend protector came over and warned me away because she was attached.

by greenskill June 6, 2014

stupid boyfriend

The person who will make you laugh when you're sad, smile when you're angry, and overall just be there for you. Even if they upset you, they somehow always make things right. And you love them for that.

Friend: You have a stupid boyfriend.
You: I know. But I love him.
Boyfriend: Hey guys! I got the paper on top of the cabinet!
Friend and You: How are you going go get that down for class?

by OliverGigawatts November 10, 2019

boyfriend cunt

An insult describing a person who always favours their better half over their friends or previous hobbies. A person obsessed with their boyfriend/girlfriend and has nothing else to talk about, the partner always being the hidden agenda. Also known as girlfriend cunt.

I never see Sally these days she has turned into a right boyfriend cunt!

by Maggie1 June 29, 2014

boyfriend senses

When your boyfriend senses if someone if hitting on you, if you're sad etc.

"How did he know he was hitting on me?"
"Boyfriend Senses."

by S.Salvatore August 24, 2017

book boyfriend

Basically, a male fictional crush.

"I love Keefe, he's my book boyfriend."

by whywouldyouwannaknow? July 2, 2023

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Boyfriend Jerk

Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend

Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"

by nope_wasTaken December 5, 2022