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Bummer Pants

Bummer pants:n: Pants worn generally by a female that are so tight that they are damn near impossible to take off when you are trying to start the action of sex hence cockblocking. Bummer pants are sometimes wore on males as well
Jacob: Dude I was totally about to fuck this one chick I met at the concert last night but she had her bummer pants on :O
by LPHAVIK February 27, 2010
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no-pants dance

Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance."
by AdamJK12 August 21, 2007
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poop the pants

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.
by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004
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Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009
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poopy pants

The most offensive thing a kindergartner can say.
Kindergartner: Poopy pants! Poopy pants!
Teen: Fuck off.
by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018
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Baboon Pants

Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.
Damn, my swamp ass is out of control! I’ve gotta pick up a pair of baboon pants.
by R_Chi_Bald March 18, 2018
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munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.
damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him
by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020
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