Jerk off

The act of eating beef jerkey

Jerk off the act of eating beef jerkey
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?

by Big Daddy Eater March 4, 2022

Popped Off

Getting a series of kills in forty

i really hope Jonah was joking when he said he popped off and only got one kill

by chesbouy June 13, 2018

Burting Off

A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"

"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"

"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."

by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024

right off it

When you do lodes of drugs and your right off ya head

Terrence was had lodes of belters and Mandy bombs now he's right off it

by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017

Off The Shrimp

A belittling statement you tell a smaller person meaning stop talking so much.

A 4-11 guy walks in the bar, he's talking hella crap to everyone saying he can whoop everyones ass, that's when you walk up and say "OFF THE SHRIMP"

by DryMouthProductions May 19, 2023

Jeffing off

Ripping a hot guitar solo in someone’s newly melted face

God damn he was jeffing off so hard

by Tiddeez April 12, 2024

Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.

Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.

by Chris Memes January 15, 2009