ted cruz face

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

pizza your face

To place lunch meat on her face, then ejaculate on her face and feed it to her.

She wanted to try food play so I told her I would pizza your face!

by LLikePizzaToo August 22, 2017

poopy-face Mcdickbag

something so horrible there is no other way to define it.

what Hitler was really poopy-face Mcdickbag of him

by Jonathan Bojan November 28, 2013

Meat-Faced Cocksicle

Nickname for Eric Trump.

Eric Trump is such a meat-faced cocksicle.

by The Leather Daddy 69 November 4, 2020

cyst face killa

Someone that has a cyst on there mouth or face.

You have cyst in your gums. You will now be known as Cyst Face Killa!

by The Laniac October 8, 2011

Shit-faced Sober

Someone who is so ugly, that they literally look like they have had too much alcohol. Someone like this will have a constant look that when people see him/her, they will want to throw up.

Hey, have you seen Mary today?
Yeah, she's become Shit-faced Sober.
Huh, what a shame.

by DoubleTre33 June 29, 2011

face full of nut

When a male ejaculates onto the face of another person. The recipient is said to have a 'face full of nut'

I came on her face. She had a face full of nut

by Cin9e March 26, 2016