Steam off the loaf

A fart that passes around a turd on the way out, producing a more pungent or often deadly odor.

"OH god babe, that fart came with some steam off the loaf!"

by Stanky_Scotty June 15, 2025

Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 July 9, 2016

Top off the benz

Some gay ass phrase my brother says cuz he thinks he's funny

"Yeeee! Top off the benz"

by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018

OFFS

Oh ForF#ck'sSake.

Used as an exclamation of exasperation or disbelief.

Similar to "fercryinoutloud" and "oh for Pete's sake!"

OFFS, I got pulled over for going 4 mph over the limit.

OFFS, what will they think of next?!

by CJRogue March 18, 2022

knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.

Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.

by Windy Frank June 5, 2024

Alien off

Insult your friends without them even knowing!

Alien off Will

by Damian1_3 May 28, 2018