by swpp11 May 19, 2025
Get the Macked Off The Shartmug. The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 26, 2011
Get the jump-off nightmug. You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
Get the jerking off with happinessmug. by Tankeersz June 28, 2023
Get the corn offmug. by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024
Get the switch offmug. by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010
Get the highjack offmug. My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.
by rpcgal November 24, 2022
Get the Off-Season Beautifulmug.