dog wont hunt

A situation that clearly wont work. something which wont happen at all. Highly unlike to go as planned.

Suzan says she 'd love to have a date with the new guy in class. Problem is , he is married already... "that dog wont hunt". fail

by SONNIA PEREIRA LIMA February 15, 2017

dog

a dumbass nigga

that dog played me

by url0v3rrr October 3, 2021

Wiener dog song

Wiener dog wiener dog how did you get so long, wiener dog wiener dog come listen to my song, How i love you wiener dog, its you that I adore, how i love you wiener dog riding on your skateboard.

Sammy: Hi, please sing the Wiener dog song
Alex: Wiener dog wiener dog how did you get so long, wiener dog wiener dog come listen to my song, How i love you wiener dog, its you that I adore, how i love you wiener dog riding on your skateboard.

by WEEENER DOOG September 22, 2023

canary dog

a canary dog is the art of collecting multiple colorful curtains decorated with pottery

Yo, your mom has sick canary dogs!!!

by anonymous November 10, 2020

weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle

“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”

by the lioness god October 31, 2021

dog water

a slang term for a gamrer being "trash" at playing a certain game.

"Bro you are absolute dog water right now."

by Samucob123 August 17, 2023

Dog Pile

When multiple people take a shit in the same toilet without flushing.

Dammit, my friends dog piled me again.

by Ace Decade September 1, 2018