blue ball bitch

struggling to overcome almost impossible odds.

when dan got out of prison after 5 years he found that rebuilding his life was a blue ball bitch.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

backdoor ball return

anal sex

wanna go have a lil backdoor ball return?

by mooseknuckles November 7, 2002

Braz balls wax

Originally from Brazil but has recently been adopted into the American Culture. It is a form of ball waxage for males where hot waxed is placed on the balls, and ripped off leaving a lucious thin strip of hair on each testicle.

Ohh girfriend, my main squeeze has just gotton a braz balls wax that is out of this world. Ohhh it was like soft honey thwacking against my thighs. ummmm sexy

or

Hey your testicles are looking rather furesque. May I administer a braz ball wax to remove some of that fur.

by Hot Flava Maiden Paul May 13, 2005

Golden Blue Ball

When a person, usually a guy, comes over a females house and proceeds to pleasure her. Then in return the female tells him he has to go, without pleasuring him back. This can also be called the Epic Blue Ball

"Yeah I ate her out last night"

"Then did she blow you?"

"... No. She gave me the golden blue ball and kicked me out"

"Please give me your man card right away"

by 69 vs missionary March 21, 2010

ball pot wank

Wanking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own arse. Sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.

Euggh what's that under your fingernails? Oh sorry I got carried away and had a ball pot wank last night.

by Bearded Clam December 9, 2008

asian wrecking ball

1. N. an asian person driving a car

2. N. sexually: the same as when any other person performs any variation of the wrecking ball but with much less incurred damage/effect, or any referral to an asians pitiful balls

"holy shit that car was swerving in and out of 3 lanes, ran a red light, then stopped in the middle of the road for no reason right in front of me and whoever is driving is too short to see my middle finger. another god damned asian wrecking ball."

female friend 1: "so, you finally slept with jue jing ping-pong lingaling??"
female friend 2: "yea it was terrible. all i could feel was his nut sack tapping my thighs like a little asian wrecking ball."

by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011

billy blue balls

the next 40 year old virgin.

Bill Clark is billy blue balls

by jowe brown February 18, 2009