One-Direction

The modern example that humanity, for the first time has devolved. I think some people would like rather lose their hearing than listen to their shit music.

I hope you have to listen to One-Direction!
(Insult)

by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020

i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

doing it for a real one

You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol

I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.

by xoxoifm March 26, 2019

One On

When you want to fight someone. It originated from New York.

Come on Kiyanna! Let's get our one on then!

by kodienekrazy November 28, 2017

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

one-two

usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling

mandem that’s my one-two relax broski

by webromani June 5, 2022

One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.

"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"

by twindle April 11, 2015