Rubber Glove Love

When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.

My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.

by The Smart Ass June 29, 2015

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asian love

Associated with the peace sign and the tongue wiggling between the two fingers used for the peace sign, it is used for whenever two half(or less) asians make love.

Person 1:"Did you see Kristen and Alex at the party?"
Person 2:"Yea, can you say ASIAN LOVE?!"

by Katie Burgoyne December 9, 2008

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I love us

A proclamation of mutual affection within a group of friends. Not including Sasha.

Jon "I love us!!!!"

Sasha "...What does that even mean?!?"

by Mr. Commodore Cock May 3, 2011

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African Love Stick

A large, hard african penis.

Two girls watching a racy video: Check out that dude's african love stick. He's HUGE!!

An angry man: Im gonna slap you in the face with my african love stick!!!

by JYW1 January 5, 2011

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Involuntary "Love You"

When you automatically add "Love you!" at the end of a conversation out of habit and the audience is totally inappropriate.

Example of Involuntary "Love You"...

Employee: "Okay, Boss! I'll get right on that. Love you!"

Boss: "uh..."

**BIG uncomfortable silence**

by Wilma Lang May 13, 2009

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Love Me Do

(noun) A person who is self-obsessed and "loves" themselves. Generally someone who is quite vain, loves reflective surfaces, thinks they are very good-looking, and usually poses shamelessly for all photos.

Look at this photo! She's such a Love Me Do!

Was that guy talking to you, or his reflection behind you?
His reflection! What a Love Me Do!

by PecanDesert July 12, 2010

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