Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016

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dirty lovely peaches

When your Coochie stinks so bad that your eyes water and you feel like you are going to puke

I was eating and I had a dirty lovely peaches and I can still smell that shit.

by girlboss queen April 15, 2020

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Love after lockup

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020

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tsa loves t&a

A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.

Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.

by Some Sarcastic Guy March 31, 2017

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