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Text Sex

One who is constantly on their cell phone text messaging anyone and everyone. It may not be of sexual nature, it may just be a regular conversation.
Person 1: *texting*
Person 2: Yo, you've been on that phone for 2 hours, stop having text sex and join the party.
by StrikeFreedom January 1, 2008
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Sex Goddess

"Did you see that sex goddess in the corner with a yamulke and Birks?"
by OneHotMama January 30, 2005
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Italian Sex

The Act of Having Sex During a Womans Period And acting like your penis is a spaghetti Noodle Getting sauced
I did italian sex with your mom last night Antonio
by 111111;778& March 17, 2020
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sex somnia

The act of when you have sex in your sleep.
My boyfriend totally had sex somnia last night.
by dehydrated slutbag November 11, 2011
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the sex havers

a group with quackity and karl in it. not georgenotfound
person: what is that group called with quackity, karl and george in it?
me: you mean quackity and karl. its called the sex havers
by idkausernameplshelp January 11, 2022
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sex pie

It's when you are dry humping naked and your large bulbus of a penis is between her labia rubbing together and each member is donating a flavor whether it be sugar or spice. If you were to cum in this position (man) you would be cumming on her stomach or your own depending on top or bottom action.
Useing Noxema on the penis helps but can be painful.
Dave wanted to have sex but Ashli did not, so they comprimised into making a sex pie.
by DirtyDogWasher February 17, 2007
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