Roman is a guy that has a huge dick. You will notice his big bulge right after realizing what a smart and kind person he is. But then oh my that package, and you just forgot about his blue eyes, blond hair and what a great guy he is
by Ruskula November 23, 2021
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Get the Roman Kim mug.The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.
The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.
Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
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" Hey, you know this guy name -Roman- right?"
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
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