British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.
by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019
Get the Britishmug. A General Manager that yells out "oh Jiminy crickets", "God dammit fuck me", and "oh bollocks.". large disgruntled, unorthodox, confounded, belligerent, yells out and speaks with such heavy accent and lowly that you can't understand him.
by Crikeydikes September 16, 2021
Get the British belligerencemug. 
A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.
by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020
Get the British bassmug. An absolute Bollocks. This man has so many slurs in his arsenal that he will start spewing them out his rear end. A true treat to be around when he isn’t aggressive (horny).
by Gurti buba sub August 13, 2022
Get the British Charliemug. british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!
by lisssyyyy October 15, 2021
Get the national british people day!mug. Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
by 6ngelical July 11, 2025
Get the Great British flicker gooningmug.