social mediac

A person who is addicted or obsessed to social media.

Once I introduced my mother to face book she became a social mediac.

by Sharkynm January 14, 2018

Socialized Puppet

Someone who is swayed by society's trends without taking into consideration if it is right or wrong. They act out of status and not hospitality.

"Bobby, why didn't you post a video online of you screaming while doing a handstand in the middle of the road? Everyone is doing it."
Bobby: Because I'm not a socialized puppet. That is complete socialized puppetry.

by Oal3000 February 18, 2021

Social On The Veranda

A new, young upcoming Australian band that plays indie rock music who just released their debut EP 'Caught In The Chaos.'

Conor: Yo man, you coming to the gig this friday?
Jacob: who's playing bro?
Conor: Social On The Veranda brother they're pretty good
Jacob: nice one bruv i'll definitely get down to see them legends!

by j4c0b October 16, 2017

social theocracy

An informal system of government whereby mob rule reigns, with the most charismatic members of the mob rising to rulers. Tribal and gang-like in their nature, incentives to conform include ostracizing, bullying and peer pressure among others.

Melissa was the high-priestess of her clique, managing it like comedic improv, imposing it's cardinal rule: never divert the flow of your partners; always go with the flow. In this way her clique's social theocracy embraced the cult of charismatic conformity.

by wcl December 3, 2013

Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022

social ambush

A social ambush occurs when somebody you least want and/or least expect to see, ends up standing face to face with you in a social setting like a restaurant, bar, gallery, houseparty, etc.. You are more likely to feel surprised or anxious at first, then mad. Sometimes mutual associates can be aware the meeting will take place but for whatever reason, they do not bother to warn you. The best way to deal with the situation is to LEAVE. No need to say something you might regret later.

I went out with Jenny to that new restaurant last night and Tina just popped up. I felt like it was a social ambush. I walked out five minutes later.

by jetjet March 24, 2016

Social Artisan

A person who actively discusses socio-cultural issues and offers their own ideas for the betterment of the society; one who practises the art of criticising and shaping society

The world of art is full of social artisans, as every artist has had to grapple with societal issues at one point in their lives.

by Social Artisan October 5, 2018