Sit on a face day

Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes

Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then

by A.Kur November 23, 2023

gorilla sitting

Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.

“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”

Or

“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”

by rothdaddy [JMR] December 19, 2021

Sit in your wrongness

When someone is wrong and sitting down. An insult to confuse yet neutralize your opponent. If you can not do a battle of wits, this is the best comeback other than go step on a lego.

Gabe Ensell-*wrong*
Hayden-be quiet and sit in your wrongness and be wrong
gabe-*death*

by tttttg December 2, 2020

Sit In the Third Row Back

To be immature

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.

by Jacksoncage March 11, 2022

Sit Dan

To be a lazy bastard like danny and "Sit Dan all day and do no work"

Hey youve done no work go sit dan for abit you might aswell

by Lazyworker August 3, 2021

Sitting on something

When you sit on something under you

Girl sitting on something mean it has to be under your butt

Boy no sitting on something mean it’s at least under your thigh

by The true meaning of sitting April 29, 2021

Seoul sitting desk

A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.

My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!

Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.

by Raulcito August 28, 2017