mommy sandwich

the best sandwiches ever made by mommy’s who are vsco and are a furry

hey did the vsco furry make you a mommy sandwich

by sofyeet October 23, 2019

Albino Sandwich

A sex position where you are spooned in between 2 albinos.

I was at the club last night when I found myslef in an albino sandwich.

by AsianWaffles September 19, 2016

Alabaman Sandwich

Sexual move, where the uncle and father double penetrate the girl that has to be below 12 years of age. It is common in and around the Alabama area.

Girl: Hi Uncle
Uncle: Give me your asshole
Dad: Give me that pussy bitch
*Do the Alabaman Sandwich*

by Elmon11 November 14, 2018

sandwich slap

Self explanatory. Slapping someone in the face with a sandwich. The larger the sandwich, the better. Subs are preferred. For a cheap, tasty slap, head on over to Subway for a $5 foot long.

Girl: Look, that guy is eating a sub.

Guy: What an ass, I'm gonna go sandwich slap the shit out of him.

by blaylock December 7, 2009

beat sandwich

When you beat someone's ass and then you eat it.

"Who wants a beat sandwich?"

by Aunt Barb October 9, 2008

Sandwich Mike

When you make a sandwich for your girlfriend and your asshole best friend throws a football and knocks it out of your hand where it lands on the beach. This is followed by other friends taunting you until you get so enraged that you pick the now very sandy sandwich back up and proceed to beat your asshole best friend in the face with it as revenge. This, in turn, is followed by the remaining fallen pieces of the sandwich being picked up once again by the asshole best friend who throws it in your face to try to prove how much of a douche bag he is.

Zach: "Hey, Danielle! I made this tasty sandwich for..."
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*

by LooseGears May 23, 2013

Sandwich Party

A sandwich party is a party where a large number of people thrust their bums toward a central figure "Sandwiching" them in horror and butts. This is illegal in most states, and you may be arrested if you are underage; odds of arrest increase with absence of clothing, as do fines.

we starting throwing our butts around, and then it turned into a total sandwich party. Four of us were arrested.

by Nildro February 12, 2010