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Follow the porn

A game played on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green and one other participant mark a line in the gravel on the side of the road.

Each participant places a pornographic magazine in the middle of a highway, directly between the two dirt lines.

Each contestant stands on their own dirt line, and as cars pass by they cause the magazine to move.

If the magazine makes its way to the right side of the person standing on the right, the person on the left wins (and vice-versa).
by Alex1010 March 24, 2009
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unintentional porn

When people do things that are inadvertently construed as sexual by those around them. Unintentional porn is all in the eye of the beholder. In its purest form, the "pornographer" is truly unaware of the fact that he/she is generating such fascination and horniness in his/her audience.
She's so hot that everything she does is unintentional porn to the men around her.
by Captain Drag-Ass May 4, 2009
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Porn Mustache

thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.
by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012
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56K Porn

Old school slow internet connection using a 56K Modem where you need to wait days for a porn video to download.
Dammit, screw this 56K Porn. You should have given me a 56K Warning!
by Poorjerk January 12, 2010
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Porn Pops

The deluge of pop-up windows that appear when you frequent certain porn sites.
While searching for teen hotties, Jasons screen filled up with Porn Pops.
by detax June 17, 2009
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Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.
There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!
by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011
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midget porn

half price at your local porn retailer
by somebody February 20, 2003
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