Family shrub

When your family tree is a little wonky and forms more of a shrub/bush shape.

My family tree looks more like a shrub, a family shrub.

by SavageQue December 15, 2020

the perserve family

whatever you do, don't look this up, this is sweet home Alabama on a whole new level I tell you

'Have you heard of the perserve family?"
".."

by izUwU-chan666 March 20, 2022

Incognito family

Like a family in disguise

That incognito family has been doing this for years just wait till they get their tax return.

by WrYt504 December 16, 2021

The Buxton Family

The Buxton family are an extremely rich family with a net worth of “over 2billion GBP” but they keep it all private and send all of their kids to public school and keep them out of the spotlight so that they don’t face any of the social pressure, they are from the East Midlands of England and they are a very large family, with every single family men ever being worth more than “2million GBP” you could come across a Buxton family member in a day to day life and not know because they keep it very casual and don’t go to over the top with anything

The Buxton Family are very rich

by _Urban.dictionary_official_ December 29, 2020

herps family

The ultimate happy family that will yeet any negativity out the window.

I wish I was part of the herps family. They’re the coolest kids I’ve ever seen.

by a happy herp February 3, 2020

Nalli family

A family where most or all members prey on children sexually

If I were you I wouldn't bring my children to stores operated by the Nalli family

by CPS Global October 9, 2023

family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves

son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now

by Lablesss March 7, 2023