Amber Curse

NOUN

(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.

Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.

“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."

by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022

Okay Amber

Okay Amber (sarcastic phrase): Used as a response to being lectured by a cancel culture millennial.

Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!

Dave: Okay Amber

Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber

by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021

Amber Donation

A pledge.

Pledging funds to a charity or organization.

Guy 1: "I'm going to make an amber donation to the NAACP."
Guy 2: "So...a pledge?"
Guy 1: "Yes! An amber donation!"

by Magnolious July 2, 2022

amber annette

Beautiful loving caring best friend but on meth the spawn of Satan

I was with Amber annette the other night and we had a great time but I came back the next morning and we did some dope and she was psychotically crazy

by 25.C.W.B.24 August 24, 2019

amber roberts

amber roberts is gorgeous brunette girl. with stunning eyes. who’s life evolves around her crazy friends and has a passion for animals.she has tanned skin and isn’t too popular.

i would love to be called amber roberts

all the boys dream about animals

by akat12 April 6, 2020

Pulling an Amber

When your partner annoys you so much you resort to defecating on their side of the bed.

(Reference to A.Heards actions to J.Depp)

“Honestly I was so angry with her I was close to Pulling an Amber on her side of the bed”

by Wincetron22 September 28, 2022

Amber alert

Taking a spiteful shit in your significant others bed.

"Aw man, we got in an argument and I left the house. When I came home, I realized she left me, but she Amber Alerted me on the way out the door."

by HectorVector April 27, 2022