Zach

Zach is an awesome some guy, who never leaves his friends’ side for better or for worse. He’s funny, handsome And outgoing. He can be an asshole if you get on his bad side. A lot of people truly understand how kind and caring he is. If you have a Zach in your life, you’re truly lucky.

I’m honestly so fucking glad Zach is one of the homies, idek what I’d do without him.

by Xxxstrangexxx February 1, 2020

Zach

A man who loves swimming in pee. Usually seen outside of vape shops looking for emo children to befriend, despite being 18. Number 1 sweaty buff furry lover!!!

Guy 1: That guys breath smelt like straight doodoo
Guy 2: must be a zach

by Zachhater69 September 24, 2025

Zach’s dick

Massively large

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock

by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023

zached

to rape and sexually assault a femail

omg he just zached her

by jackfis h November 3, 2025

Zach

A real stand up guy

Person: hey guys did you hear about Zach hitting kids?
Zach: what can I say I'm a nice guy

by TheLooch July 12, 2023

zach

red flag noob bully flop user backstabber

zach is a zoo
zach is a red flag

by yshhsjsjaama April 15, 2023

Zach

Not 🅿️

Zach isn’t 🅿️

by Cass🧚🏻 January 23, 2022