Vagina Day

NOUN

1. What bitter single people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

2. What casual sex partners celebrate on Valentine's Day.

3. What crass people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

ETYMOLOGY: From "Valentine's Day".

"Happy Vagina Day, Cunts!"

by Bonhilda February 14, 2010

vagina shorts

Shorts so short they go above your vagina.

Dude did see you Chandler's vagina shorts?! and she's fat!

by Eric1034 October 17, 2008

SEPTIC VAGINA

The end result of a double dipping session where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.

Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!

by chris musico March 26, 2008

Velvet Vagina

Noun-

A girl that won't put out, or is to exclusive for sex (like the velvet red ropes at clubs)

Fred- Dude did you get any last night?
-No, that bitch is a velvet vagina

by hxc_drummer18 July 8, 2009

Vagina Dentata

A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.

"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."

by KHD February 16, 2004

Vagina Punisher

one who punishes the vagina.

boy, Andrew is a real vagina punisher.

by piffington March 10, 2009

Sandy Vagina

Politically correct way of saying someone is an irritating cunt.

Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.

by Rockingrandma October 14, 2011