commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a wanking session if not using your wank jammies...
guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you wank splat.
i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...
guy2:shut up you wank splat.
i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...
by shaun p July 19, 2005
Get the wank splatmug. A deliberate alteration of an article found in Wikipedia often in the form of vandalism, damage control or to add a "spin" to a subject or movement.
Wikipedia is edited by anonymous users and sometimes "editors" modify listings in Wikipedia to suit an agenda or for mere sport, mockery or as vandals.
Such a modification is called a "Wiki Wank"
Wikipedia is edited by anonymous users and sometimes "editors" modify listings in Wikipedia to suit an agenda or for mere sport, mockery or as vandals.
Such a modification is called a "Wiki Wank"
OMG! Did you see the screenshot of the Wikipedia page about the Obama? It said on Wikipedia that Obama started world war 2! Apparently it didn't get noticed or changed for 3 months...what a perfect Wiki Wank!
by TruthAboveAllPleasures February 26, 2009
Get the Wiki Wankmug. The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003
Get the extreme wankingmug. code /ko?d/ kohd noun, verb, cod·ed, cod·ing.
wank /wæ?k/ wangk Chiefly British Slang: Vulgar
Creating code that does not relate to the core purpose of a project. Basically wanking around with peripheral tasks
- source. Dave Fleming
wank /wæ?k/ wangk Chiefly British Slang: Vulgar
Creating code that does not relate to the core purpose of a project. Basically wanking around with peripheral tasks
- source. Dave Fleming
by bluemedia October 22, 2007
Get the Code Wankmug. by meepers September 5, 2008
Get the wankmug. Someone who is very skilled at wanking covertly in the same room as another person - the master of risky wanking. The Wank Ninja can successfully wank in a number of locations without being detected: in the back of the car with their family, under the table during a meeting, on the sofa next to a friend, etc. The art of the silent finish is vital, as is suppressing any hint of the Orgasm Face.
The other night, my girlfriend totally managed to get herself off three times during dinner with my grandparents - she's such a wank ninja.
by TheWN June 8, 2012
Get the Wank Ninjamug. It is the act of taping ones penis to ones leg with either tape or cling film and wanking with his leg like a chimp.
The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.
The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.
by Bashtoe August 23, 2012
Get the Chimp Wankmug.