Faux-free

Something advertised as "free," bearing no apparent terms and conditions, that later results in an ultimate cost/contract.

She signed up for free third-party text alerts about grocery coupons and later learned that you only get them "faux-free," as she was charged by her mobile phone company a monthly fee fo the coupon alerts.

by MommyMirror July 13, 2012

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dairy free

ethan dolan

no one:
not me:
not even fuckin satan himself:
ethan dolan: iM dAiRy fReE

by drippydolzz June 4, 2020

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free cash

its when you have 0 earnings you spit at cod on my mother and you a shitstain you's is pussy

XeXRaider5654 aka Marco Casio is free cash cant shoot back

by versace-pickle3234 February 10, 2022

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free trip

a psychedelic flashback involving visuals, audio and percetual distortion, and sudden change of consciousness

I used to eat a lot of acid back in the day..rarely now, but I still get a free trip now and then.

by Gormr February 8, 2009

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Free Gas

From when after filling up your vehicle's gas tank, the needle lies above the Full line. In a sense holding more gas than physically possible.

David: ROAD TRIP TO BERKELEY FOR SOME CINNAMON ROLLS!!!

Matt: Why are you yelling?

David: Cuz we gots free gas. So it's free.

or

Maddie: Do you have any free gas so we can we go on an adventure Gab-riella?

Gabby: Absolutely Madeline Rose.... should we invite Paige?

Maddie & Gabby: Nawwww.

by Junko915 February 28, 2011

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