Sausage smackdown

When a man has a woman pinned down with his knees on her arms so she can't move them. He proceeds to smack her repeatedly in the face with his penis

Jenny was being a complete bitch so I laid the sausage smackdown when she was laying on the bed

by evandude September 11, 2011

Silly Sausage

A term used to call someone silly, or as a replacement for an insult or mean word

Person 1: "My boss is making me work over time"
Person 2: "Man what a silly sausage"

by ScoopyBoio March 15, 2023

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

turban sausage

Giant deformed cock

I saw a guy that had a turban sausage.

by Jew sausage 101 September 23, 2013

Sausage Melon

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD

I Feel Like A Sausage Melon

by Hannah_Grimes(: May 17, 2011

Fuck Sausage

Slang term for a penis or dildo, especially in a comedic context.

"Oh man, I need that fuck sausage tonight," said no woman ever.

by bynitch December 31, 2017

Sausage Choker

When a guy wraps his penis around your neck and playfull chokes you. It's a super sexual fun addition to your sex life or sleepover. It is more fun when the guy has a long, juicy, fat one.

Guy 1: Dude my boyfriend gave me a sausage choker last night. His was way tooo big for me. I'm not gonna' lie, it actually left a mark on my neck.
Guy 2: I bet mine's bigger.

by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011