salty grandma

The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.

I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.

by AwesoCast November 24, 2007

Salty Sundae

A sexual act in which a girl cups her hands as a receptacle for her male partner's ejaculate, to then be covered in "poo" syrup. Once this mixture has been added to the bowl (hands), he places his nuts on top. Finally, the straw is added, and the mixture consumed.

Did you hear about that salty sundae that lance gave sora in the ihop bathroom?

by Jenn Davis March 22, 2008

salty pancake

Its were you cum on a girls stomach and rub it in with your butt cheeks

i gave her a salty pancake

by derek parsons February 19, 2008

salty pelican

When during intercourse on a beach or sand covered area, after being sufficiently lubricated, the male pulls out and rolls his member in sand before re-entry.

"So I heard Big Hungry Joe gave Sally Struthers the salty pelican last night!"

by Ed Cigar December 13, 2009

Salty Pirate

A girl is giving you head, and right before you cum, you pull your dick out and squirt it in her eye so she is blinded. Then, when she stands up, you kick her as hard as you can in the shin so she hobbles around like she has a peg leg. GROWL!

I pulled the Salty Pirate on LaFawnda last night; I'm single today.

by BAM -- I'm scene! January 31, 2005

Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.

Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.

by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

salty shamrock

the taste when you eat out an irish girl that just peed

damn I ate out that irish bitch and she tasted like a salty shamrock

by Veronika December 31, 2007